I have lust in my heart.

Mostly (entirely?) for commenting elsewhere.

Token meme, My Peculiar Aristocratic Title:

Duke Silverthorn the Indefensible of Mousehole by Sea

or perhaps

Grand Duke Silverthorn the Feline of Hardy St Thomas

or was it

His Exalted Highness Duke Silverthorn the Haunted of Lardle Midhoop
Get your Title