ITS MY MOTHERFUCKING 20TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!

okay...little dilemma...so my family has made plans to go to new jersey to see my dad's side of the family for a few days in a week. unfortunately they didnt ask me, and my friend's 21st birthday party is the very day we are meant to leave. im so torn. i havent seen this part of my family in a year or so, but i haven't seen my friend (who ive ( Read more... )

so i met my zambian husband. he was my raft guide. his name was babyface. he was 26. he loved me. unfortunately, he was kind of awkward--he was so flustered by my breathtaking beauty that he didnt know how to act around me. i didnt help the situation because i (a) love to flirt and (b) love to flirt shamelessly when i have alcohol in my ( Read more... )

here's an email that i wrote a couple of days ago, to let the fam know about my excursion ( Read more... )

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