Ontology is way too much.

Sometimes I forget how embarassing my family is. And then the holidays happen and I want to move so effing far away that I'll never ever have to hear any of their shit again.

There was just a bug on my ceiling and my mom called it Criss Angel. Sometimes, she cracks me up.

Reading people's old LJ entries is sometimes ridiculously funny. Just to see how wrong everyone was about so much in their lives, or how they would turn out in a few years. Including myself.

Three years with Jeff on Monday.
And we've yet to have had our first fight.

Flock, bitches.

p.s. im going no where with my life. ten years from now I'll be working in a school, living in a suburb, and complaining about taxes. i hate money.

Do you have the following in your bed (dorm) room ( Read more... )

Why do people feel the need to scream while they're in the computer lab?

Anyone?

It's really unnecessary to yell across the lab about your stupid teacher and how much you hate him because he gave you homework.

Im in the worst mood ever right now. Rosner is asleep on my leg and thats about the only think keeping my heart rate steady.

Someone come over and play nervioso with me.