i have to say, this has been one of the most whirlwind, bizzare, greatest week of my life.

and i took way too much to the dome.

and no, no one but me knows what that means. so dont dont go thinking about getting trashed or anything sexual at all.

so i was thinking the other day, some people are just fucking lucky. i'm not one of those people. i think god looked at me and said something to this effect. "Well, we mean you can be slightly better than average looking, really fucking smart, but i'll have to take away some luck points. sorry buddy. but we (we as in the trinity. if i was god, i'd ( Read more... )

never ever eat a whole pizza.

so the more i'm told about the black and white party, the more i remember. wow there was a lot to remember.

and just so we're all clear, big baby jesus is an ODB reference.

i fucking hate computers.

so um, thats all. i just wanted to rant.

there's nothing like a suit to complete a party.

we are the kings of debauchery. (like the kings of crunk, but white.)

some people take things so personally. i mean, sometimes it's hard not to. i guess ( Read more... )

you know those little kid's farm animal toys. the one when you pull the string and it lands on an animal and then makes a corresponding noise. well here's one for me ( Read more... )

i probably deserve everything i get. i am a fuck up ( Read more... )

so my dad asked me where the scratches on my back came from.

i played dumb.

he replied to that, "your new girlfriend's pretty friendly huh?"

yeah.