So, Snakes on a Plane releases August 18th. Are you ready for "Snakes in a Theatre"? If you said anything, it means you're not dead, and whether or not you answered in the affirmative, there are some things you should know.

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A quick "I'm alive" message for everyone. I'm alive. Melissa is alive. Her family is alright and her home didn't suffer too much damage. her apartment came out untouched. The house Vee, Andrew, and I share flooded eighteen inches, we had a couple of trees fall on the house (which scares the crap out of you when you're in the room the tree hits) and ( Read more... )

I'm going to present a list of sentences and what I need from those of you with a few minutes to spare is to tell me A) what your first impression is of someone you imagine saying each sentence, and B) does it sound right to you. I do not need to know why you think something is right or wrong. There are no right or wrong answers since no dialect is ( Read more... )

Put yourself in the wedding crashers trailer ( Read more... )

I'll do a real post eventually. Meanwhile, the most carefully written poem I've ever... written. Every word was carefully and deliberately selected! and for all you kiddies out there, secret message inside! Can you find it ( Read more... )

mmm... star wars buddy icons.

http://content.streetwise.com/SW/FilmTvTeams/StarWarsIII/Buddy/

http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=901 <=== yo-yo work so badass, you'll you'll have to change your pants. Seriously ( Read more... )

I'm putting together a website where I can sell shirts and bags and stuff. Check it out. Nothing fancy... but it's a start. More products to come.

http://www.cafepress.com/four_unlimited

http://www.muchosucko.com <=== sort of a somethingawful kinda site

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-mynameisjohndaker.html <=== cable public access gone horribly wrong ( Read more... )

( Lyrics for me to think about this year )