I don't like people playin' on my phone!

No seriously, gonna kick someone in his or her nuts.

Fo reels.

How’s your mother?
Oh she's fine, she's tired from fucking my father.

Oh, and The Departed. Also an amazingly glorious movie.

Team America: World Police. Yeah, kinda sucks. I watched that again about a week ago. The shock value of seeing it in the theatre is gone. It's just not a very funny movie.

May you spend half an hour in heaven ( Read more... )

So I went for a run after paying for my Jeep at the repair place. I was a little frustrated with the amount I had to pay. So I went for a good long run. Then took my jeep back along the route I had taken to see how far I had gone. Well as it turns out I ran 6.2 miles. I have never ran that far before in my life.

Alright, keeping this one LJ becuase I just want to vent and not create drama. I am more than 100% positive no one that even reads this thing has contact with Tim, but if through some really obscure way you know a guy who knows a guy that knows Tim, please, don't pass any of this along. If he's going to hear any of this, then he needs to hear it ( Read more... )

Summer thunder storms are awesome. The sounds were just like the ones you hear in the movies. We were all expecting to see an old man with stringy long white hair knock at the door while we were watching tv and say something really obscure that doesn't make sense yet will make sense later when someone is systematically killing all of us one by one ( Read more... )

Holly sweet fancey moses.

http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/index.xml

Pull down my pants, spank my ass, and call me Charlie.

184 today, teetering between 184 and 183. Man what a good feeling that is. That is offically 20lbs since I started working at Chown.

This is cool.

Legos made up like 75% of my toys while I grew up.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/balakov/sets/72157602602191858/

she had to be shocked 3 times before they could get her heart beating regularly again. fuck fuck fuck. what if it becomes iregular again but she's asleep and doesn't even know it's happening. i'm so freaked out and there's so little i can do about it. it's so hard to focus my mind on something else. helplessness is the worste. i know i'm strong and ( Read more... )