Leaves is fallin ya’ll.

Fall is the shit.

Leaves are falling.

Rain is falling.

Storm drains are clogged.

You know wha that means?

Epic
Puddles.

Fuck yeah.

So today i suffered a partial testicular torsion of my right nut.

Google it. You'll figure it out.

I actually have a note from the dr. telling me not to work today.

What the WTF? Please allow me to put on my LoLer skates.

Oh and don't worry, my right ball is doing just fine.

day two of the scotsman ( Read more... )

so i had my first free trainer session at 24 hour fitness today ( Read more... )

wow. that certainly reignited the fire for me. Just when i thought i was starting to slip that slapped me in the face and put me right back where i want to be.

Weird. I'm now a memeber of 24 hour fitness. Sweet.

The sculpture is taking shape. MUAHAHAHA.

Dude, DJ-P at McFadden's on Sunday. He was at dantes a few months ago and fucking tore that shit up. I danced my fanny off. Come and dance your fanny off with me. The dj alone is reason enough to go. I have monday off so I'm going to get wrecked.

I would just like to take a minute and indulge, and sing some praises for myself ( Read more... )

Jebus!

204

-30

=

174

Fuck yeah. 30 fucking pounds. Awesome.

I am definatly born and bred to live in this part of the world. The sight of dark clouds and last night's rain slowly ebbing away on the ground does not bother me. It's almost a welcome sight. The sound of rain at night is like taking an elephant tranquilizer. Slept like a baby ( Read more... )

I've got em'! Time to take some paid time off... thank fucking god ( Read more... )