UTTER BOLLOCKS ( Read more... )

WELL SINCE Y'ASK'D, I FEEL RATH'R SPACEY

WAIT

WHERE'D TH'GOAT GO

I DIDN' REMEMB'R TH'FIRST TIME 'ROUND BUT NOW I BLEEDIN' DO. y'see th'poin' was t'get th'largest ammount of .. well SOMETHIN' SPECIAL FOR TH'KIDS MEN but y'see there were OTH'R THIN'S GETTIN' IN TH'WAY like i dunno ol' dodger TH'MAN n' th'shite n' why not th'fuckin goaTH'POINT IS I FOUND ME PIPE ( Read more... )

Words cannot express how horribly unamused I am.

MOODSTER. MATE.

TH'PLACE Y'KNOW TH'PLACE'S GETTIN' QUITE FULL Y'KNOW N' YEA WELL I'VE BEEN THINKIN' EY, MY MATE MOODSTINAT'R 'AS SOME EXTRA SPACE IN 'IS 'OME YES? SO OI WHY TH'SOD NOT HARF? D'YOU GET IT? HOH ( Read more... )

TH'PAGE'S RIPPED ORF COS I 'AD T'USE IT IN SOM'THIN' VERY IMPORTANT UNTIL I FIND ME PIPE SO NEVERMIND IT JUS' GO ON

hmf d'yeh know 'ow th'lads at th'nockturn alley like t'brag 'bout them FINDIN's they get but end up bein' SHITE yes? well yea now I've got EI'TYOUSANDIGITTYLLION chcken'ead rubb'rban's for th'clenin' and WOTNOT BUT THEY'RE BLEEDIN' DEFECTIVE ( Read more... )

WELL WOTS' GOIN' ON 'OGWARTS

BEEN A WHILE INNIT

gots lots o' nice li'l clean cauldrons n' oth'r stuff y'might want t'buy me rite I'LL BE IN 'OGSMEADE N' EY IF Y'CAN GET TH'NITE BUS STAN THERE'S 'ELPIN' ME OUT

WOT TH'SOD T'WAS A FAIR DEAL TWEN'Y EI'T DAYS ME ARSE

o wait ol' bates' still 'ere

barmy

Well, what an interesting device! I must say it is quite amazing to see everyone write and read in these devices! Are you all kids or are there any adults too? If so, my name is Tom Perkins and I'm 32 and single, I live in London and I like the smell of summer and a good book before going to bed. I don't usually write this sort of advertising for ( Read more... )