for the fucking love of god everyone has up and fucking died on me, Gus is still asleep and all I have to read is blondie's stupid fucking babbling and he actually seems to DO SHITE with his life, I do absofuckinglutely nothing and it's more interesting than that, here's what I've done ( Read more... )

Berko got back today and finally made himself real fucking useful cos it seems my Nana has FINALLY fucking died, the dusty old cunt, I don't think mum even knows yet oh man this is going to be the fucking tops ( Read more... )

it's my motherfucking birthday, I'm 23 today, fuck yeah ( Read more... )

things I have learned about Marlene fucking McTits so far ( Read more... )

LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS ( Read more... )

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