Hello all. Well, if you are one of the few who read my exciting journal every couple of days then you are in luck. I have decided to bring to you, by way of installments, a interesting case study. You all know that my life is not the most exciting ever, therefore I will mostly write observations of my day to day occurrences. So, I have decided use ( Read more... )

As if Viagra hasan't brought us enough joy and things to make fun of, today I have seen their latest attempt to peddle their limp-dick meds. It was so inspirational that I had a tear running down my cheek by the end. They saw it fit to put a bunch of middle-aged men prancing around in slow-motion to the tune of Queen's "We Are the Champions." Oh, ( Read more... )

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Ok, so I enjoy getting computer viruses just as well as the next guy, but I must say that I am rather disapointed of late. In our day we have these wimpy little "worm" viruses and "trojans" (don't ask me how they went from the condom business to viruses). But what has happened to the good ol' days? What happened to those hackers that actually gave ( Read more... )

Ok People, I am sitting at my place of work, minding my own male secretary business. The TV is on, and the channel is none other than FOX NEWS. Having to hear this drivel all day long is not easy, but sometimes it pays off and I get a gem like today ( Read more... )

Hello O' Ye Few that read this! Greetings from your immigrant friend. Well, I must say that I feel refreshed after this Spring Break, mainly because it did not SUCK like the previous ones. This time I saddled-up with good pals Bernie, Brenden, Ryan and Jill for a little Keys excursion. Let's just say that mad-good times ensued. I guess I will try ( Read more... )

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Ok people, maybe it's the fact that I'm at work, being the greatest male secretary that ever lived, or that I am bored. I guess that is how I am able to do three entries in less than an hour. Or maybe it's just that my brain gets going and the memory picks up a bit. So, I would like to call attention to the woman I saw at the end of the baseball ( Read more... )

So, I just got a call from the infamous Ryan, and, thanks to a little "credit card sacrifice" by my dear friend Brenden SB IS ON NOW SUCKA!!! YeeeeeHaaaawww! Hell yeah! I can't believe it, SB with all my good pals in Key West...what more could a brazilian ask for!?! There is going to be sun, fun and...ah...guns! No wait, not really, I just felt the ( Read more... )

Somehow I got on the subject of women last night (gee, I don't know how that happened!?!). So, anyway, a good friend and I discussed pheromones and how amazing it is that animals can sense that on one another. Then, we talked about how nice it is when girls smell nice. That brings me to an important point, I must thank all those ladies that take ( Read more... )