Yeah, so I was massively bored today, and obviously procrastinating when I thought "hmmm, haven't been on livejournal in ages." I should have left it at that, but you know I dont control my own brain since the accident. So here I was, signing on to this thing when all the suddent I received an emergency "WTF" from the back of my head. Since when is ( Read more... )

To my friends, the squirrels, I have one burning question for you....WTF? Seriously now, are all of you retarded or is it that 95% of you have a death-wish?! Now I understand life can get you down sometimes. You didnt get that nut you were looking for, or maybe that sexy squirrel you like slept with some other squirrel (that whore), but that is no ( Read more... )

Well Kids, sorry about the wait, this is actually the third time I am writing this thing. This bastard livejournal deleted it twice before just as I was posting. Ain't that a BIOTCH! I already hate typing, and all that work down the drain. But, I am patient and labor again to bring you the tale of the crack whores which I promised earlier ( Read more... )

Wow, it has been a while since I abandoned this journal deal. I don't even know who still does this; I guess I'll have to look. But for those who are still out there I offer you a warm greeting. I'm back in this thing, yo! "Why?" you ask?! Well, it occurs to me that my life is interesting. No one will sit there and just hear me babble about stuff, ( Read more... )

So this week was by far the closest definition to SUCK I have ever been through. But, as always, the brazilian prevails! haha! Now, if only this stupid year would end already, WTF ( Read more... )

I was going to start this later, but since I am at work doing nothing, I might as well start ( Read more... )

Alright Kids, so if you know me, and I hope you do, you know that I am a movie buff/connoisseur/fanatic. So, I have decided to share my wonderful knowledge and critiquing abilities with the public at large. Now I know what you are thinking: this guy must be really handsome, right?! Well, my mother sure thinks so, but that is a different matter ( Read more... )

Hello all. Nice to see you again, and I must say I am glad you decided to join me in learning of our next legend. And, if you thought Chuck Norris, or Steven Segal were old and decrepit, just wait until you see our new great ( Read more... )

Personally, I thought everyone had been exposed to the wonderful movies my case study actors have made, but I guess not. I am hitting a huge audience of 2, one who commended me on a fine icon (thanks brady), and the other whom was making no sense to me (emily). Dont worry em, your still awesome. Anyway, even though my case study makes for great ( Read more... )

Well Kids, here we go again. Ready for some fun learnin? Of course you are. Today we will examine another forgotten great among the washed-out hollywood elite ( Read more... )