Last night as we stood outside a bar, I was kind of cold. However I thought of you people, how miserable and freezing you are, and I shut my trap tight. Congratulations. Very few people can get me to stop b!tching when I'm cold ( Read more... )

If you have a similar experience in your life and at your company, then feel free to use the form letter below that I created from an e-mail I wrote this morning ( Read more... )

Right now our Hotel offers almost 600 channels on DirectTV. I'm so unbelievably overwhelmed. There are so many things to watch, from Frasier, to Secret UFO Controversies. The problem is I start one program, and I can't enjoy it because I'm so worried I might be missing something better. If we had DirectTV I would never get a job, or read a book ( Read more... )

Last Christmas, when we were still living in Chicago, E gave me a gift certificate for four 1/2 hour guitar lessons at Ave N Guitars (1823 W. North Ave.), but I unfortunately never used them before we moved. I then meant to find the certificate after we moved to Madison so that I could give it away, but somehow it got misplaced... but today, while ( Read more... )

We has it :)

Now we just have to decide on the ring and when we are going to have the wedding, which is going to be a small intimate gathering of only 300 to 400 people... :P

I've been having almost the exact same thoughts as expressed in this article:

The scariest thing about Sarah Palin isn't how unqualified she is - it's what her candidacy says about America

If you are unfamiliar with cDonald's Theorem, then you may benefit from the following educational video on MATHS:

Look Around You

An opinion article by Garrison Keillor that I rather enjoyed ( Read more... )

The e-mail below was forwarded to me by a good friend (going to her wedding next month), who received it from their good friends from Alaska. I know how suspect that sounds, but according to Snopes.com, the original e-mail message about Sarah Palin being forwarded in it is indeed real, so I'm passing it on just as I run out to hit the gym before ( Read more... )

OMG this is so funny. Jon Stewart Rips Sarah Palin's Media Surrogates a New One with their own words:

Damn!!!