Superior tactics

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Comments

[amy_leone]

Lol, Duchess, try a ransom note! Big people need an unsubtle sort of hint about these things.
Example:
Crunchy fairy,
If you ever want to see your big book in unshredded condition again, make with the crunchies, pronto! Leave them in large, unmarked handsfulls in my dish, or it's hairball time!
xoxo,
Duchess