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happy slightly late birthday wishes hasimir !
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The new way to be in.
My mate Victor, a Japanese mechanic who is irretrievably insane, comes over last week while i'm cleaning a hearse and talks to me. My boss has an issue with people doing anything but working and tells me to hurry up because they need the hearse because people don't stop dying just because they don't have a hearse. Lovely. Victor suggests to start ( Read more... ) -
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Where were you all this time last year?
New Years Eve 2005 i was, at this time of the day, moving 2 tonnes of stone from the driveway to the garage which totalled about 20 metres. One might think that a pointless and fruitless job... i sure did. Upon finishing the stone moving i slinked into my car with scathed hands and a very sore back, got my meagre pay and began the adventure home. ( Read more... ) -
Justify
If the Inquisitor from Red Dwarf actually did come to our little circle of fiends (yes FIENDS) then we're all in for a world of being anally removed from this world. If it really was you judging yourself then there's nowhere to hide because you know what you're like and what you've done and if you're at the conclusion that you do not have a valid ( Read more... ) -
Celebrities and people running our world... What bold steps we must follow
Ugliest people i've ever seen:
Pete Doherty. <--- this one really surprised me with his circus-attraction potential.
Guy Sebastian.
John Howard.
The entire band of Jet.
Kryten.
The stupidest:
George W. Bush (both of them).
Jessica Simpson (Makes Homer look like a genius).
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Another year in the grinder!
Happy birthday to Ben and may the lord of tomatoes and king of the potato people smile on your ventures from here to ever after! -
My Tarot Card
I seem to be the Hierophant. Cop THAT motherfuckers! I'm a balance bound little munchkin with wings, so ha! -
CryoZaiyon Code
I believe in World Peace. And there is only one way that this will ever happen. Some say it's to remove humans. Because we're cruel and kill each other and everything else and we're destroying the balance between nature and the world. This is bollocks. Though it's true to some extent, we are not the only cruel things in this world. Every living ( Read more... )