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5) I can quote virtually the entire 'Kilroy Was Here' album, by Styx. I must've heard my dad play it a few hundred times, when I was a kid.

It's no surprise that most of my favorite music is from the 80's/early 90's.

4) As a child, whenever I rode anywhere with Mom I would sit in the backseat and wear a garden mask ( Read more... )

3) My personal heroes are John McGinley (Scrubs' Dr. Cox), Jeff Anderson (Clerks' Randall), or Hugh Laurie (House's Dr. House).

I guess it's no wonder I can be a sarcastic jerk.

2) When I was a kid I couldn’t wear digital watches because I would temporarily short them out.

The first time I remember this happening was with my kick-ass Voltron watch. When Mom got this for me I was so excited. I mean, it could transform from a watch into Voltron! I hadn’t been wearing the watch for even 5 minutes when it quit working. ( Read more... )

Did you know I hardly ever post? It's true! In fact, it seems every other post, regardless of what I'm talking about, begins with this announcement. So I wondered, what I could do to change that? When I was on the plane Sunday I had a few glasses of wine, which got the ol' weirdo gears rolling: I could make a list of random fun facts and post one ( Read more... )

Back when you were born, Transformers and G.I. Joe and Voltron were just on the horizon, preparing to rock my childhood. Little did I know that something even cooler would come to rock my adult years :)

See that icon? That's going to be you tonight, after dinner.

One of the most fundamental rules of marketing is knowing your audience. I was driving through the Saddle Creek area and saw a clinic. Can't recall the name, but the sign said something to the effect of "Clinic for ADD and Dyslexia."

Shouldn't it have read "OMG SUPER AWESOME CLINIC FOR ADD AND AIXELSYD"? The ADD kids wouldn't pay attention to ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who sees Sarah Palin on TV or on magazine covers and wonders, "I didn't know Tina Fey was trying to become Vice President"?

It's funny how the brain works. Do you ever have words just randomly pop into your head? I was talking with matrixx about how everyone seems to be having babies, and a half hour later the word 'teratogen' came to mind out of nowhere. A quick trip to Dictionary.com reveals a teratogen to be "a drug or other substance capable of interfering with the ( Read more... )