The Spice Girls are reuniting for a world tour. I only have one thing to say....
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY?????????

I do not eat much fast food any more but occasionally I will eat Taco Bell and last night after being tortured by the dentist I had Chris pick me up a chili-cheese burrito because it would be soft to eat. Seemed like a harmless decision at the time, but lets have a flashback to two weeks ago (cue the wavy picture and flashback music ( Read more... )

Chris and I were getting ready to watch Ghost Rider this weekend at my instance. Chris was not sure why I wanted to see it, I replied that it had a motorcycle and a skull with flames, what else do I need. (this was before I knew about the penance stare) I then said you know I would be a bike club if I was a white trash man, Chris's response was " ( Read more... )

I never understand shooting animals but, seriously, who shoots a dolphin? Unless there is a shark out there who has found a new toy, there is no excuse for this.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_us/slaughtered_dolphins

Last night on a show, I heard one of the better lines I have heard in awhile. Talking about INS, excuse me ICE, coming to get an illegal dishwasher "...poor little guy, he tried to hold them off with a broom and a feisty crab."

Now that would be good TV. I am thinking a grumpy lobster and a mop would work as well.

I believe there is a special place in hell for those who invented standardized tests and those who keep them alive. I know this is a common complaint, but these tests do not tell how well you will do at anything. They just tell if you can take this type of a test. I seriously doubt in grad school will this situation come up, but I don't really ( Read more... )

Ok, maybe this shows my age but I remember when the MTV music awards were a big deal. There was a great deal of hype leading up to the big day and everyone tuned in. This year the only way I knew they had been on was because it was part of a story on Paris Hilton going to jail. Sigh.....how the mighty have fallen.

Happy Birthday to my future client!! May it be filled with butterflies, your garden, pool, ice cream, coffee, feathers, fur and Sam.

…I know there were cheers and clapping, lots of it. Heck, I had my own cheering posse. I heard it but it seemed very far away, almost distant. I was so in that moment as I was handed my leather folder that I was barely aware of anything else. I did not plan on being that tuned to that symbolic act, but there I was receiving that folder that said ( Read more... )

As I began to descend the stairs to our appointed seats (thankfully fully engulfed in shade) I passed my family and my father reached out and squeezed my arm. Dad is not a very emotionally expressive person, which one action said more than anything he could have said. I knew what it meant; he knew I knew, what more do you need. I smiled at all ( Read more... )