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Shanah Tova!
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L'shanah tovah tikatevu! :)
I can't believe it's going to be 5766 already... jeez... anywhoo.. have a safe and happy holiday! -
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I have run across a few definitions that I thought were funny... and I need to update anyways so here goes, lol. Sadly these are all things we've talked about at work.
Umpa Lumpa - A being that originated from Lumpa land. These creatures are a tree dwelling species that are often obsessed with the cocoa bean. While searching Lumpa land Willy wonka ( Read more... ) -
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No one can tell what goes on in between the person you were and the person you become. No one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. There are no maps of the change. You just... come out the other side.
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Yea... update much?
Okay, yeah... so this weekend was rather rough. Actually, very rough. To top it all off, my car got broken into while parked at the airport while I was away. Very nice. Whoever did it should get syphillis and have their nipples explode. That's all I have to say about that... not really, but that will do for now ( Read more... ) -
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Here we go again. -
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What is there to say really? Nothing that would be considered to be productive or positive so I guess we'll just leave this entry at that. I guess I'm just glad to know where people's priorities are... not that I'm really surprised. Should be used to it by now. Just as a fair warning - don't fuck with me or I'll tear your ass down. -
Yom Hazikaron
Yom Hazikaron. It's the time to remember. Remembering those who fell in service of the military and who fell to terrorist attacks. Remembering people like Muran Ohayon, Asi Cohen, and Tami Pashtan. Remembering them because without people like them we wouldn't be celebrating our 57th birthday tomorrow ( Read more... ) -
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I'm quite sleepy and jet-lagged, which translates into I'm loopy, giggly, and easily amused. Since I really haven't slept much at all since Sunday, you can imagine just how out of it I was while in the airport. Actually, don't imagine... take a look for yourself!
When nasty, greasy airport food attacks!
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I thought this was funny and definitely worth a look for those of you in the lovely state of Maryland and have had the pleasure *cough cough* of attending the Peake.
Rate My Professors - Chesapeake College
And this just bothers me for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on it...
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Chag Kasher v'Sameach!!
Hope everyone has a great Pesach! [Click now! Or else!]And to share a giggle, just follow me on this... Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what ( Read more... )