The following is a tragedy that took place while in the presence of Jaret Farratusco the weak minded, ill willed, long winded bastard that stabbed me in the groin just left of the pearls ( Read more... )

this is entirely fictitious ( Read more... )

I had a blister on my cock this morning. I woke up to find it lodged artfully between my thumb and index finger. The scarey part is I awoke to a place I'd never been before. All this sunshine can't be good for my eyes I thought to myself while squeezing the puss out of a pimple on my back that must have showed up last nite while I was sleeping ( Read more... )

pessimists say: love is only a means to an end, who fucking cares anymore. i can't get hard with out some romance and a big bottle of vodka, i wish i were more effeminate sometimes. maybe it would make more sense after i meet someone new, they wouldn't be so shocked to find i ain't that bad boy who's gonna piss mama off throw ya in the truck and ( Read more... )

I been reading again. And, Lord knows what wanton acts that hasty past time can put in a mans mind. The sheer notion that one can be transported on the spot to somewhere new and shiney is against all that the good Lord Jesus himself had ordained. Let no man put himself in the place of the Lord. If you literate folks want to hang upon the cross ( Read more... )

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I have a friend that met this really cool girl about a week ago. She's a Virgo and according to the horoscope on Yahoo!'s page she's completely incompatible with him, a Sagitarius. I don't understand this bullshit. How could they not be compatible. She's got a massive set of mammories and a great sense of humor. I mean, shit, she laughs at ( Read more... )

Grammar is such bullshit. It's like someone telling you to sit up straight at the dinner table. As if it really fucking matters. If you don't like looking at me slouch while I eat stare down your own goddamn plate in silence. Public announcements make me sick. The fact that people actually feel the need to let everyone else in on thier ( Read more... )

I suppose it all started when I was eight ( Read more... )

The television crackled as i came around. The sound of some drunken shit screaming at the top of his lungs must of woke me ( Read more... )