WE WIN

i went to the renaissance festival today with my ma. it rained for a minute so we were knee deep in mud, but the sun eventually came out and all the characters did too. ma bought me a flask. it's got a tree on it.

also, hot cans in chain mail.

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we're in a school library in girdwood, alaska.
just wanted to say that our plane was struck by lightning three times while decending into seattle. fuck!

i'm flying to l.a. in the morning to see my other family who i haven't seen in two years. there should be plenty of awkward moments. especially because i'm going to be stuck in a car with them all the way to south dakota. it will be good though to see my grandpa ( Read more... )

change of plans. i'm going to plate my fronth teeth with golden pesos then, maybe have a dance with a beautiful mexican woman with red lips and high heels. my sun sets in los cabos.

i'm in new yawk for the day drinking rum and eating avocados. i'm going to wrastle manitees in the domincan republic. i got a five minute history lesson on the place. hopefully i'll be captured by cubans and get a tan.

we left the farm finally. that was a really weird week. there were lots of lord of the rings references...for example: two of the kids we stayed with had names taken from tolkien (elwing and aerandir), there's a real estate agency called 'middle earth' and i met a guy who doesn't wear shoes and goes by the name frodo. not only that but the scenery ( Read more... )

hot damn! finally made it to aus. we were 'stuck' in hawaii for a couple of days. dudes and braughs...dudes and braughs. we're going to chug jugs of tooheys tonight.
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