How to make a dutchcourage
Ingredients:

3 parts jealousy

3 parts courage

5 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
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dutchcourage's LJ stalker is beanerman!beanerman is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

LJ Stalker Finder
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I don't really have anything cool to say.

1. Go into your LJ's Archieves
2. Go to the 23rd post (or closet to it)
3. Go to the 5th sentence (or closest to it)
4. Post it regularly with the instructions.

That's what Einstein always said, at least.

I got in a really bad carwreck last night. I'm lucky I'm not hurt more. Totalled my grandpa's car. I've got airbag burn on my face, neck and chest pretty bad and I'm sore ( Read more... )

I have one more class. Then I am going...away! Away from Lawrence. Even though going to KU is actually pretty damn rad. I got no complaints. But I have not, as of yet, spent a weekend here ( Read more... )

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I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL HAPPY AND EVERYTHING IS GOING GREAT FOR YOU, BUT FOR ME...IT'S NOT. IN FACT, LIFE PRETTY MUCH SUCKS FUCKING FAT BLOATED WADS OF CELLULITE RIGHT ( Read more... )

I just heard the funniest story ever. Okay, well the funniest story I've heard today before 5 p.m.. Evening humor is a tad more...risque ( Read more... )