Pure Nerd
73 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 39% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than ( Read more... )

Let's do the dance of I'm gonna die! Hey hey hey HEY I'M GONNA DIE! WOOOoOoOOOoOo I'm gonna die! DIE DIE DIE ( Read more... )

Certified Masshole
You are 86% Masshole!

You are not quite a pure-blood Masshole, but this is nothing to be ashamed of. You are proud of your Masshole heritage, yet you are able to associate (and communicate) respectfully with people outside of your beloved state...unless of course they are openly criticizing Massachusetts, or if they are from ( Read more... )

I'm really sick of seeing instant win bullshit on every bottle I walk past. Why is Shrek on my water? I just want water, not Shrek. This really bothers me ( Read more... )

My mom just got a new car- a "smoke gray" (silver) Saturn Ion. It has a CD PLAYER. I NEED A CD PLAYER MORE!!!

I cry.

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY IAN BEE!!!(~And happy half birthday to me ( Read more... )

Me: Hm, that's weird.
Mom: What?
Me: The word "stork." English: stork. Swedish: stork. Danish: Stork. German: der Storch. Dutch: ooievaar.
Mom: Kinda makes you wonder what the Dutch guy was doing when they were making up the words.

Oh man, and Caitlin will love this one... are you sitting down, mi amazona?

During the Dropkick Murphys, as I'm standing there talking to Brad, guess who falls out of the crowd and nearly lands on us, once again diverting all attention away from me.

TORTAS DE PUTA!!!I almost couldn't believe it- restraining myself from shouting "HOW DO YOU ( Read more... )

Por un buen rato me había molestado que no podía decir "It's around the corner" en español. Por fin, esta mañana, lo busqué.

"Está a la vuelta de la esquina."

¡Gano!

Ahora mismo, Ian ya no va a poder venir a Umass este otoño, Brog no vuelve a UMass, y Danilo no puede ir a ninguna parte. Además, Laura no está. Y Aaron probablemente va a estar ocupado todo el tiempo. Menos mal que tengo mi coche, pero me siento como si no tuviera a nadie. Vamos a ver.