I NEED AN APARTMENT AND A JOB.

just kidding, i changed it.
http://slightlysweetened.blogspot.com/

FOOD/MAYBE ART BLOG BUT FOOOOOOD:

http://sweet-shoop.blogspot.com/

i've just decided to unofficially move to blogspot instead of livejournal, primarily because i have always been a little bit annoyed with the inefficient layout of the livejournal homepage, and a little more than a little bit queasy at the lack of aesthetic quality. i know, i'm a pompous asshole.

but by show of hands, will you still come visit me?

Things to do before I die:

..Take a pole dancing class..
..Take a break dancing class..
..See the monastery ruins in Cambodia..
..Skydive..
..Play Edward Forty-Hands..
..Take a printmaking class..
..Learn chinese calligraphy..
..Quit a job spontaneously..
..Punch someone who deserves it..
..Get a tattoo..

I refuse to come to my ( Read more... )

Bride turns out to be Iraqi insurgent.

Please enjoy the photos.

It's been a long time
i shouldn't have left you
without a dope beat
to step to
to step to.

I'm starting a cool kids club called Scrabulous for the Fabulous ( Read more... )

I've developed this terrible disease where I come home and immediately must eat any and everything in the house. This isn't entirely a new problem to me, as I usually consume about 1/2 my weight daily in food, and 1/2 in coffee. My condition has just been aggravated, and now I will eat everything. together ( Read more... )

This is totally repulsive/awesome. Click.

*Courtesy of Miss Yanina.

HTML is so fun.

1. i have a TV crush on David Duchovny, ten years too late ( Read more... )