Billy Joel owns you all

[dv]

bow down to the dark and powerful force that is The Piano Man.

Look not upon his face lest you be rendered blind by his glory.

Comments

[mace_windu]

BILLY FUCKIN JOEL !? You're the son of a bitch who wiped out the Jedi, and you fuckin dig Billy fuckin Joel !? Holy SHIT. I knew we shouldn't have left that shit head Ki-Adi-Mundi in charge of shit when me and Yoda went on that pussy run. It's all his fault, I'm gonna kick his fruity ass for this shit baby.

[dv]

bite me Mace.

Re:

[mace_windu]

Nah, Ki-Adi-Mundi will do that.

[yojimbo]

i have to agree with Mace. Billy Joel fucking sucks old man.

[dv]

To deny Him is to deny the gates to the kingdom. You face an eternity of limbo... or worse... should you further denounce the name of Billy.

Re:

[yojimbo]

whatcha gonna do? Just try to do that force-ass-grab on me.. you did it when you were a young padawn.. I bet your grip is tighter now .. or maybe weaker old man.

Re:

[dv]

fuck off

[bittertiepilot]

I like the new "I Underpay my TIE Fighter Pilots" live album ol' Billy just put out.

[penguininbondge]

Where have you been? My guess is over in the Antares sector where all those nude women hang out.

[mace_windu]

The Antares sector !!! So thats where the nude bitches at ! Hey Yojimbo...pussy time, get the ship ready, I got a fuckin box of jimmy hats

[firedwarf]

Jesus Christ.

You are the definition of "0wnz0r."

*adds you*