pfft

[dv]

You know what I can't wait for? Star Wars: Episode Three. Why? So this fucking bullshit can be OVER with

Comments

[fins]

*wild applause*

[claynferno]

lucas is a numb-nut sack.

do you still have that badminton birdie i lent you MONTHS ago?

[soulfly1974]

they giving you shit cause you cut off Luke's hand??? big fuckin' deal, man! I mean, you got your freaking arm chopped off and I've never heard you complain about it. besides, you got super technology there; he got a hand afterwards. it's not like he's walking with a stump in his arm, you know?

you son should be called Luke Whinewalker

Re:

[dv]

yah... no shit... i mean, fuck, I got my whole ARM cut off, and a buncha other shit too. They just give you a new one that's even BETTER than your old one.

Who WOULDN'T want a bitchin robotic hand?

I did the kid a favor. Fuckin punk ass bitch.

[soulfly1974]

word
kids are really ungrateful

I'll bet that robotic arm is a plus with the ladies, huh?

[luke_skywalker]

I don't bitch about the hand *that* much.

And we're rebelling because no one UNDERSTANDS us! God, that is SO like all of you to make it sound like we're the bad guys. You're the bad guys. You enslave wookiees.

[sleazegeek]

Fucken-A man, I got a rash!

Re:

[dv]

rock on... i think...

?

[pussinboots]

It's like... you cut off someone's hand once and some dipshit with a beard and a camera happens to tape it... and then suddenly you're mister hand-cutter-offer.

I know. One time, I was at this Halloween party, and I got really drunk, and I blew this guy wearing a camel costume and I was dressed up like Boy George, and we did it on the table and I spit it in the punchbowl.

So now everyone calls me Miss-Eighties-Pop-Singer-That-Sucks-Camel-Cock-And-Spits-It-In-The-Punch-Bowl.

The insensitive bastards.

Re:

[dv]

HAHAHA!!!

what was YOU?!

I heard about you.

[pussinboots]

Oh my god, that is so unheard-of-embarrassing.

Because that was at a party like, on the VERY edge of the galaxy. I don't think more than twenty people live on that barren rock, but apparently they've all got big MOUTHS.