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I'm getting this totally perverse urge to start a career in restaurant/bar management just because I think I can do a way better job than all the incompetent managers I've worked under.
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SCOOOORE (step one)
Amherst agreed to endorse my application to study in Kiev on a Fulbright grant next year. Now I only have three things to do:
Email my only Russian professor, whom I haven't talked to in about two years, and ask him to write me a language evaluation. Then learn Russian. And then take two days off work and drive up to Massachusetts to be evaluated -
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Finished my first "fashion" photo shoot today. Dear lord models are whiny. If I ever do this again I'm going to set up a contract with very strict rules. They will be rules like "The artist, not the model, reserves the right to whine and moan," and "Bitch will not touch my equipment."
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Fuck.
I really miss living on a college campus. -
I should be ashamed of how good a liar I am.
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My goal while I'm home for the weekend will be to eat ice cream in the fridge as I can (about 3.5 gallons, conservative estimate) without getting sick.
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It's exhausting being in love with New York
I love being here and I love that anything can happen. I love having two jobs to go to, I love it being hot and sticky all the time, I love that I'm more qualified than the office manager at my unpaid photo agency internship and they're totally underutilizing me, I love that I don't have my own computer or reliable internet access, I love that I ( Read more... ) -
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The quickest way to end a relationship is with unmitigated honesty. -
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I've finally decided to apply for a real job, well, a 9-5 office job sponsored by an Amherst alum for which I'm well-qualified, and which involves interesting and significant work well-suited to my working style in a subject field that matters to me. In short, it sounds incredible were it not for the fact that it's in DC, and everything that I've ( Read more... ) -
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I'm a waitress, I'm a waitress!
This is just like playing "house"....abusive, adult "house."