How to make a dwaemos
Ingredients:

5 parts competetiveness

1 part silliness

5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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This qualifies as a new level of cold and heartless....

(after sex)
Lilah: Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.
Wesley: I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.

...ahhh....my new idol....*cackle*

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