Jack Black is my baby's daddy

[dwarf_bitch]

I just wrote THE longest entry, and my computer fucked me right in my asshole.

Basically I talked about being pregnant and the lessons I've learned, I'll redo those next time because that shit was long.

I'm 3 days past due, and they keep telling me any day now.

But hopefully it'll be after this weekend because my parents are going to be out of town

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[12daysinanhour]

whose wedding do you speak of

[dwarf_bitch]

Hey, ya know it's funny who's wedding I'm attending.

Laura Davis, the sister of the chic that had two kids and was 26 that Chris was going after. Ashley knows her as Toto (I doubt I spelled that right), they both dated London.

By this "you are two cool enough for you to attend?" I assume you're asking if we are cool enough for me to attend Ashley's wedding (I think I'm last to find out about everything)? If so, I seriously doubt she would invite me. Actually, I'm pretty sure there will be a No Husseys sign on the door.

But the best of luck to her anyway, Joey's cool.

And hell yeah you can see my baby, if the bitch crawls out of me by then!

Yes, yes, you do kick ass. That is undeniable.

Anyway, try to call me in the next couple of days (or I may even call you first) and tell me about this plan of yours and who it involves!

TTYL.

<3 you.

[cutnails]

MY GOD! You poor lil thing! I really do hope things get better for you. I don't know what to type so I'll just say - I feel for you. I don't know if that helps?

[dwarf_bitch]

Well, it's all over now! And things are slowly getting better.