Vagina.

My boyfriend is really hot AND good in the sack.

I'm getting married bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn I'm sick of everything.

Everything fucking blows right now and I don't have one fucking person to hang out with to make me feel better.

List of things I fucking hate like shit on my shoe right now:

0. People who tell you to call the cell phone not the house phone.

1. People who don't answer their cell phones.

2. People who say they'll call ( Read more... )

My baby is doing awesome. Thanks for asking.

And Ashley's wedding is going to rock.

Bitches.

Pack a lunch and a sleeping bag, long story ahead.

I went to my doctor Wednesday (12:50 pm) for a regular visit, and they monitored the baby's heartbeat, which fell drastically over a small period of time repeatedly.

So then they sent me straight to the hospital (2pm) and

I was hooked up to their monitors, which her heart rate was perfect on.

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I just wrote THE longest entry, and my computer fucked me right in my asshole.

Basically I talked about being pregnant and the lessons I've learned, I'll redo those next time because that shit was long.

I'm 3 days past due, and they keep telling me any day now.

But hopefully it'll be after this weekend because my parents are going to be out of town ( Read more... )

So I got my license and I should have the baby any day now.

Sorry to everyone I haven't been keeping up with, don't take it personal, I'm preparing for a child and a long list of other things I would like to get done for myself. I'll get around to you when I can. Plus, my phone is being a bitch, so factor that in.

That's about it.

Nevermind this if you're not almost 60, recruiter for LPD, and a Vietnam Vet.

Thanks. Thanks a fucking lot.

Thanks for teaching  me that privacy doesn't matter when what you type is on a computer that someone else owns. Because, you know, that gives them all right and wherewithall to backtrack everything in the history after you get off a computer ( Read more... )

So I'm not dead, BUT still pregnant.

In the past two and a half weeks I have been to Livestock and Sneads (to see family). Had fun at both.

I have just under a month of this left, then RIPPPP, she'll be here.

I have been super tired lately.

My baby shower is the end of this month.

Chris is still the biggest bastard ever, and I'm sill not talking to ( Read more... )

I'm a fucking horrible person, friend, mother, girl, excuse for an existence, blah, blah, blah.

Just wanted everyone to know. Because I guess you should be forwarned.

All I do is suck the life out of people and then leave them.

That's my plan for life you know. That's how I get by.

Because no one ever does anything wrong to me.

I just shit on people.

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