last night i played beirut with some of my family members including ( Read more... )

earlier this evening, while driving by sophie's house, i saw a cat cross the road that looked exactly like mckinleyazoid (keep in mind this is a few miles from my house) and i got the strangest feeling that it was him, but then realized there would have been a very minimal chance that he escaped from the house. i get home a few hours later and my ( Read more... )

as many of you know, i once had the idea to create a choose your own adventure DVD, spawned by those imaginatively radical/ridiculous choose your own adventure books made popular in the late 80s. if you look at page 10 in this weeks newsweek magazine (may 29, 2006) you will find an article about the first choose your own adventure DVD titled "the ( Read more... )

ok, this is going to sound sort of weird, but whatever. i was at work today and this girl comes in and starts looking around. i approach her and ask if she needs help with anything. she turns around and we engage in the most intense eye contact i've ever had. (see also: eyef_cking or colby drasher's philosophy on eye contact) there was a solid 5 ( Read more... )

ok, so i went into work today with a sketchy mustache and four different people (customers and employees) told me i looked like this dude

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this was spawned by a conversation at work.
five favorite laugh out loud comedies of all time:

1. wet hot american summer
2. wayne's world 1 & 2
3. dumb & dumber
4. dirty work
5. mallrats
honorable mentions: freddy got fingered, old school, tommy boy
this is hard! what are yours?

BABY BIRD 2K6!
me and this fag
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i got into my first (american) bar tonight. that was pretty rad. although the bartender took my beer away from me after i had consumed 81.66 (repeating, of course) % of it. curses ( Read more... )

i should be diligently working on midterm papers (i have four due by friday, only one of which is complete), but the only things i can think about are: growing a beard, learning how to play the banjo (i don't really know where that urge came from), and taking off from school to travel the united states. i'm not sure if these impulses are normal, ( Read more... )

i think i want to play intramural basketball again. i'll try to convince myself its because i love playing competitive sports with fat italian kids who have as much game as a sega dreamcast (zing!) and the suffolk chapter of date rapers not-so-annonymous, but really it's all about the short shorts. i'll make up any excuse to wear them. intramural ( Read more... )