so things are pretty rad. i'm back in boston after spending most of the summer in new hampshire. my E-life ran parallel to my regular life, which is cool, i guess (thank you world of warcraft). i spent most of my time getting sunburns, smoking out of carrots while driving around listening to shitty/awesome cassettes, and playing sorry. i liked it. ( Read more... )

this time from matt's hot tub. probably looked pretty sexy lying on the ground, unconscious, bleeding from the head, wearing a pair of his sister's short shorts. i need some drugs. my head fucking kills. still better than having your girlfriend clean your butt hole because you have perianal abscess. well, almost.

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yeah it's about time, i know.


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there was a wise man who once said "snakes on a plane > citizen kane" and that man.. was so correct.

also, totally unrelated to snakes on a plane, i'm pretty much going to marry this girl (even though she's already married)


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so in the past 6 weeks, i pretty much pwned the us.


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america is still pretty rad. i miss nh/boston. well, mostly just those living there. i'm in wyoming now. i saw old faithful blow his load everywhere earlier today. it was sort of disappointing. moral of the story i'll be home in a week or so. maybe a little longer. miss you d00ds. time to drink beerz and blow stuff up.

my whole life has lead up to this moment. flashback to 1990. i was five years old and the movie "the wizard" had just been released on vhs. i sat down to watch this, what was soon to be, life changing movie, wearing my lime green sweatpants and color your own super mario t-shirt. the first time i watched it i couldn't peel my eyes from the screen ( Read more... )

5,100 miles, 20 states, 19 days, 4 billion burritos, several hundred dollars worth of gas, many new friends/aquaintences, and one sketchy beard later, i, paul imgrund, have made it to california.

i was driving down highway 69 (haha 69) on my way to austin and there was a brushhog (which i learned the name of from my new toothless friend jethro down at the good ole' highway department) which is one of those tractors that cuts grass on the highway. as i'm driving by the thing shoots a rock which must have been kicked out by the blade and ( Read more... )