My only friends on this thing are a bloated porkbeast (beefstick), a troll with an overplayed schtick (nazi_party), a serial adder who posts the world's worst porn (roboticspiders), some Galahading moron who thinks I'm a troll (trollfishing), and an inbred from Georgia who makes ME feel pretty (allison_meore).

I guess I have proven that nobody loves an asshole.

Success!

People with fan clubs need to be shot in the face at close range with birdshot.

Who sells the cheapest USDA Grade "A" chipped beef?

Seriously? There are 2 million of you fuckos on LiveJournal. Who needs to be raped?

I don't like people.

I don't like you.

Time to restart this shit. Like washing a newborn babe in urine and throwing him in a dumpster. Welcome to life, dumbass.

I've found my calling. You need a check upside the head. I'm the sonuvabitch for the job.

Now suck my cock and pay me, cunts.