Damned Melkie.

[dwarven_band]

Well, dammit.

All of the other rings got to be pretty. What do I get? A body that wouldn't even tempt a pedophile . . . would it?

I must now strive to stay out of the sun, achieve an unnatural milky complexion, lose my nose and become the King of Pop, instead of its f-ing CUTE PRINCE.

The only good thing about this is I have a hat.

Comments

[forsaken_one]

muah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Aren't you going to sing about rats or something?

[dwarven_band]

Um . . .

Darn. I knew I should have paid more attention in "evil comebacks" class.

[forsaken_one]

::cackles::

You cannot out-evil evil.

MUAH HA HA HA ha ha

[vilya_the_airy]

You cannot out-evil evil.

This is true...

That icon of mine is freaking out even me, and I'm the one in it!!!

((Technically, that's Malcom McDowell for those not familiar with him.))

[elusive_frodo]

I feel for you.

Maybe we should self-pity ourselves for our new odd looks together.

..that salon would come in good use now.