I remember when I was a child the bullies would pick on me something fierce. They would punch and kick me, put me in trashcans and stick gum in my hair. Then my friend tappy came along and that all changed ( Read more... )

As of late I've noticed that I have been eating less than I used to. I'm down to something like two or three meals a day. What makes me almost cringe is the knowledge that these are not the big meals of yore, but instead just enough to quell the tremors in my gut ( Read more... )

Recently I've noticed a lot of folks wearing cowboy hats, boots, and big belt buckles. Now, the way I see it people wear clothes to protect themselves from the elements. When people dress differently they are just expressing themselves. However, when you dress a certain way I expect you to at least fit into a stereotype of the way you've chosen to ( Read more... )

I spent a great deal of time today wishing there were a lot less laws against homicide. Sometimes I think I would like to know that at least a few people feel the same way. Other times I think that it would make me far more unique, if not less comfortable to be around, to be alone in this opinion ( Read more... )

This is old as hell and from a website that Thom and I no longer do anything with. However, Katie ought to get a kick out of this ( Read more... )

People always tell me that I haven't updated in a while. They always tell me that. I wish I could say that I'm just not inspired to babble again, but I think the real reason has to do with my true nature ( Read more... )

Well, as you both know, I have these… things; for the sake of this reply we’ll call them legs. I have two of them to be specific. They usually go with me to anywhere I go. However, this one time I was being followed by a cat. I believe it was a gray cat ( Read more... )

So, my dog doesn't have a neck. Also, I think I'm going to get into shape by playing Fuck Stomp. I don't have anything to say right now ( Read more... )

Recently, I have moved to hoeland and begun sitting on babies. Well, it is really only one baby. I'm not good with kids, I don't think, but this one is fairly tame and doesn't really make noise. She also dances like the basket case from Breakfast Club ( Read more... )

Well, seems like I’ll be falling out of contact for a while. According to those who don’t want me here anymore this has been a long time coming. Due to my distaste of said people I can’t really disagree ( Read more... )