I was going to give you my opinion of Van Helsing, but I forgot.

You shouldn't let me determine weather or not you see a movie anyway. My opinion of that is; if someone is willing to spend a million dollars to tell you that they made something, the least you can do is look at it.

( I did this thing... )

I need my MP3 player back cause I'm getting songs stuck in my head WAY too often.

( Saw Red lyrics )

If everything goes according to plan I'll have the, I'm sure, rapture of viewing Van Helsing today. Nothing ever goes according to my plans, however I'm sure I can make it happen.

( Storytime )

I forgot what I was really going to post as my subject ( Read more... )

What are we teaching our kids? Anyway, I'm not doing anything right now, however, very soon I think I'll come up with something. I defiantly need to spend more time with my PC; I think it's getting lonely.

"I believe it was a gray cat." - Fifth sentence of my 23rd post.

Desperatly needing a haircut,

Dwayne

What the hell happened? Did my last post freak too many people out?

I'm going to assume that the people who read my journal would much rather see the mutilation of a real cat with a fishing pole, than have me grant the wish of a fictitious old man in a hallucination.

Being made sick,

Dwayne

I've been having a rough time in my life recently; nothing seemed to be going right. To solve this problem I decided to drop some acid and kind of not think about it. Shortly, I found myself in a room full of stuffed penguins wearing top hats. At the far end of this room, rising above the sea of top hats I noticed a plume of smoke ( Read more... )

I woke up yesterday with the thought, "12 feet of rope and nowhere to go," in my head. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified… But then I assumed I was just going crazy and figured I'd just let it happen. So, I went to Mr. Jones house in my boxers and fixed myself some poached eggs. I thought I would be out of there before he woke up, however ( Read more... )

( And now for a total waste of bytes... )

I know you are sad that I've not been there to tell you about my amazing life, But there is a good... well, there is a reason that I've been gone. You see, I felt that I had to experience life, or at least a version I hadn't before ( Read more... )