About 13 hours after posting last nights "30 Rock" inspired Facebook status I had the following fear-induced fantasy ( Read more... )

For the most part, I believe television is getting worse even as old favorites begin to make new and amazing headway.  "The Office" might be succeeding at something un-heard of - allowing a will-they-won't-they couple to get together without losing any of the charm that endeared the couple to us throughout the earlier series.  The only other ( Read more... )

Wife:  The problem with your writing is -
Husband:  That I become obsessed with overly complex and fantastical  plot issues, focusing all my time and energy on ideas, leaving my characters lacking any exciting development?

I am so excited about Halo 3.   I can't wait to die at all of your hands ( Read more... )

You know those plays, stories, movies, whatever, that you are not supposed to write until everyone in your family is dead?

I just finished my first. 

The other night, I dreamed I had returned home and was visiting Actors Theatre.  I was in the main lobby, looking at a lobby display when the unmistakable, hollow moan filled my ears.  Creaking joints were followed by thunderous steps that shook the very ground I stood on.

Coming down the stairs was one of Bioshock's monstrous Big Daddies - a ( Read more... )

For those of you who have visited the home on Everett where Maria and Brendan currently reside (which I imagine is most everyone that reads this blog), you may have also noticed the Peacock sentries guarding the cemetary next door.  Obviously, these maginficent creatures are mystical guardians protecting Louisville from the emminent threat of ( Read more... )

A few days ago, in hopes that The Office could pull off Jim and Pam's relationship realistically without killing off the show (a phenomenon that is rather common when the "will-they, won't-they" characters finally unite) I made a comment that if The Office could pull off a real relationship in the forefront of a show, that it would be accomplishing ( Read more... )

At Brendan and Maria's apartment the night Maria bought Lego Star Wars

I called this.

We own a house ( Read more... )