I found "A Feast of Blood" or Varney the Vampire online. Yes, the dialog is corny as hell. You expect this from 19th century serials. The Penny Dreadfuls were known for it. But the story is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING SO FAR! One thing about about going back a few hundred years or more to find reading material. It's all fresh again! I've always loved ( Read more... )

Ok, in the last few weeks I've read Dracula, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Collected poems of James Joyce, and many others as well. I'm reading Frankenstein now, and I'm working on a few stories of my own. I'm also Walking more and reading light material like Foxtrot and Bruno when I'm too tired to concentrate. It's fun, but I'm ( Read more... )

I actually wanted you to read the post before this one dragonbait, but you may as well read this one too.

A woman goes into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks her what she wants to drink and she says "Bring me a beer."

"Anhauser Busch?" asks the bartender.

"Fine." she answered. "And how's your cock?"

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Not much going on here folks. Still in debt, still in trouble, still hopelessly bored.

Scorpio Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
they'll smirk at you and quietly but
intentionally keep tippling till they're hog
whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite.
Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
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Looks like things are beginning to get "interesting" here again. Dave is one of the local loons I deal with on a recurring basis. He's always been a bit full of himself, fancied himself a professional wrestler for a time, and I think there may actually be some validity to it. At least he seems to have done some wrestling in one of the local club ( Read more... )

What I got:


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I've had it. I'm through! this is to anyone who likes showing off with their excessive displays of public affection in front of poor, lonely me... ::Big, Dopey Grin::

NO BUMPING UGLIES ON MY BED!!!*

*unless I'm involved

I know how she feels. No, really!

A woman after my own heart.