Dear Creepy Customer,

[dwimmerlaik]

1. If I have said I am not interested in dating you, I am indeed not interested in dating you

Comments

[drawingonwalls]

Did you get hit on by a persistant french man/woman?

[dwimmerlaik]

If only. No, this prime specimen of idiotic male behavior hails from somewhere in Kansas, which, as I live there too, is far too close for comfort. Maybe he'll move to Antarctica.

[drawingonwalls]

"If only"!

Antarctica doesn't seem far enough.

[dwimmerlaik]

Well crap! Clearly I'm dealing with a skilled opponent, because he was able to go months back in time from today and phase through the walls in my house to put that damn bird in there yesterday. Time machines are expensive, that must be why he's been taking out all those loans.

[laudanumdream]

Ew ew ew ew ew.

I'm sorry!

[dwimmerlaik]

Me too! I want to kill my boss for assigning my (male) assistant manager to another store today. He usually handles the obnoxious customers for me.

[sayyana]

He wouldn't like your mind if he knew how many termites lived in it. Just send him my way. I'll "get it taken care of" here in the cube farm. Mwahahaha

[dwimmerlaik]

Methinks one more dead body would be good fertilizer down on the ol' cube farm. I really lament the fact that all of these oafs seem to show up mostly where I work. I hate having to maintain a professional demeanor and be courteous, when "I'd rather drink out of a colostomy bag" is what I'd rather be saying.

[dwimmerlaik]

Yes, the worst part about this is that I have to see him again in two weeks, when his next loan comes due. :( And of course, that's the day my faithful minion will be stuck in court identifying a stooge who tried to forge some checks.