A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to em
Let me talk to em
Mmmmmmm
Let me talk to em
C'mon!

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Stampa med Leroy!

(I laughed until I cried ;-p )

Where in the world, where in the world,
where in the world did I get this hurt?
I don't mind, yeah I don't mind.
If you call me bad, call me wrong,
call me anything but your own.
I don't mind, yeah I don't mind.

I don't care if you leave me.
I don't care if you go away.
I don't care if you wanted this.
I don't mind.

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Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

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Achmed The Dead Terrorist

Here our soldiers stand from all around the world
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all

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She works all day at the Burger King
Gettin' greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries
But there's tears in her eyes
It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her

California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California

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