You Are 8% Femme and 92% Butch!

80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken ( Read more... )

I WAS DRIVING TO THE LIQUOR STORE THIS MORNING BECAUSE I WOKE UP AND WAS ALL OUT OF FUCKING VODKA!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! UGH! SO I THROW ON MY JOHHNY CASH LOOKING CLOTHES AND I HOP IN MY PICKUP TRUCK. I AM SITTING AT THE GODDAMN RED LIGHT SHAKING LIKE A LEAF BECAUSE I NEED MY MEDICINE AND ONE OF THE VAMPIRE CHICKS I FUCKED THE OTHER NIGHT ( Read more... )

GREETINGS ASSHOLES ( Read more... )