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[dylan_patrick]

Oftentimes I do believe that life made an egregious error and gave me birth at the jolly old age of twenty. So that, on my upcoming twelfth birthday, I shall not be turning 12 but rather, 32. How very droll, Life. I am not unappreciative of what I have been given, rather I cherish the things with which I have been endowed. I do find, however,

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[deirdre_ionuin]

OMG Please never say nipples again.

[dylan_patrick]

You feedback is, as ever, astoundingly helpful.

[deirdre_ionuin]

YOU ARE ELEVEN DON'T SAY NIPPLES!!

[dylan_patrick]

I do believe the proper course of action for a younger brother to take is to traverse the ten minutes to your home and clamor 'NIPPLES' in your ear until you run. And then I do believe I am supposed to give chase.

Would you like me to enact this ritual?

[lyddie_girl]

We'll have the best time!

I agree too. About LC. All the girls want to talk about is makeup and boys. They ask me a bout you a lot!

[dylan_patrick]

I shall astound you.

Lady Delilah put makeup on me! I looked exquisite!

[lyddie_girl]

That's my knight!

[dylan_patrick]

Indeed it is, Lady Lydia. Indeed it is.

[eligible_boy]

What if they combined sports and nipples? I hear women's wrestling is all the rage amongst that lot at the moment ;)

I'm sure it's quite a relief for London College to have someone like you there. I don't remember private schools being quite so... uncivilised, back in France. It must be the English... thank the gods you're Irish!

Ah, the Lady Lydia. A blessing to us all! I have no doubt you shall indeed create such brilliant memories.

[dylan_patrick]

I doubt they need the image of women in lycra. Their cro-magnon minds may simply implode.

I thank the gods everyday that I am Irish!

I have many a wonderful thing up my sleeves!

[eligible_boy]

Well, call it a science prac... ;)

I reckon! It's a damn good accent.

I'll just bet you do, man. Your heavily-armoured sleeves, of course!

[dylan_patrick]

Ew, volcanic brains.

It does tend to get me unwarranted attention... I have no doubt that yours does as well. And it's probably less unappreciated.

[empress_tasha]

Next time they bring up nipples, you could always tell them about my piercings. I'd be interested to know the reactions there. Of course, if you use your vocabulary to its fullest extent, I doubt they'll get much past the first three words anyway. Damn plebs.

Ah, what a fortunate knight you are, Sir Dylan, to have won the heart of the fairest Lady in all the land!

[dylan_patrick]

I do tend to at least bring it down to their level when speaking. Otherwise they postulate that I am being a snob.

I am aware of the sempiternal state of my fortuity.

[empress_tasha]

Bah! They know nothing.

Whoa, major points to you. Even I don't know what "sempiternal" means...

[dylan_patrick]

Tis very true, I cannot deny.

It means 'eternal'. But it's showier.

[twilightrobe]

Put it this way though, you're pretty sprightly for a thirty-two year old. And at least you don't go round wedding receptions in your speedos like some other thirty-two year old I could mention.

Hey, I don't s'pose anyone took pictures of Miss Fairchild on their phone? You could make some money off of that...

And a crack of thunder shall hail the anniversary of the birth of the molten Metal maiden all and sundry speak of in whispered tones, and her name is Lady Lydia...

[dylan_patrick]

But that was incredibly priceless!

You're fired, Tamm.

Oooh, I like that!

[twilightrobe]

Priceless, yes. That's definitely one word for it.

Do I get to be re-hired now?

[dylan_patrick]

Oh, alright. I suppose I can re-hire you, but you're on probation!