Stupid visions.

Why can't the entire world fuck off for FIVE MINUTES so I can have a conversation with my dad!

I dyed my hair blond!! My mum took me to the salon and I LOVE it!! And then I went to the library to get more short stories by HP Lovecraft out and the librarian looked at me so funny ahhahahaa!

OMG also? Dad fell asleep on the dining room table last night. What a dork :D

Uncle Ben lent me Call of Cthulu and omg it is AWESOME ( Read more... )

Jason Gibbon is a loser! Apparently he's telling everyone my dad is a creepy stalker who follows me everywhere, and that he interrupted us having a private moment and punched Jason in the face.

First of all, we were not having a 'private moment'. Jason was sleazing all over me and I punched him in the nose because apparently 'leave off' means ' ( Read more... )

My dad is the awesomest dad EVER.

Dad's not getting better and I'm totally wigging!

We went to McDonald's today and I totally lost baby Thomas in the ballpit! It was SO funny! He was fine. But oh dear god that place is nuts and the kids go crazy bollocks and Dad looked like he was trying very hard to ignore the face that 'Playground' really means 'GeRmGrOuNd' where kids run around sneezing and then putting their hands on things ( Read more... )

I'm fourteen today and apparently my step-mother has stopped acting like a total bitch, which is good news because now Dad's walking around like this ~~~~> :D!!!

( See! Proof! )

Wow, y'all have nothing better to do when things suck than fight. Get it together, people. Shit. I'm a few weeks short of 14 and I can see y'all are mental ( Read more... )

So Dad went to see Aly today and apparently now Aly wants a SePaRaTiOn. She went off the biff and stold shite and got arrested and then tried to kill herself -HEY THANKS THATS WHAT LYDIA NEEDED!- and now shes in the Nuthouse. And she wants to leave Dad. She belongs in the goddamn nuthouse ( Read more... )