ready for chapter two? here we go motherfuckers ( Read more... )

I've never wanted to conform to what is generally expected of a livejournal.com post, so let's remove the label and let this be preachjournal.com for a bit ( Read more... )

you

look what i did.

SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT...

bye

hi

Oakland has possibly the worst baseball announcers on the face of the earth. They are so fucking ridiculously stupid.

BOOP!

i'm very fucking lucky.

and most of you are too.

so fucking realize it, and quit complaining.

IF

you type anything like this;

"liek hi!!!!1 zomg how r u? sumtimes i feel lyke i wanna cry juss cuz i no you hate me :("

you are the scum of the goddamn earth.