Gosh, I'm sure not very creative. I should fix that.

I guess it's cool to say you hate those shoes 'Crocs' now.

I've always hated Crocs. But then again, I hate most things, so it's probably not fair. I have about the same right to claim my original hatred as those douchebag corporations who buy a bunch of patents just in case they ever invent similar stuff.

I hate things that don't even exist yet.

Waaa waa wa waaaa waa wa wa waaaa wa waaaaaa ( Read more... )

You know what's really great about being me? I live solely for my own amusement, and I think I'm hilarious. Other people may think I'm obnoxious, loud, morbid, and cynical, but fuck everyone that's not me. I'm having a ball!

(11:55 AM) Nick: I recently noticed that I completely abandon my social awkwardness when faced with a high-five. When I was talking to Ashley at alive @ 5 I really had no desire to interact whatsoever, but once she put her hand up my eyes grew wide with excitement as I prepared for our gratuitous action clap ( Read more... )

Specific Legal Education Outreach Efforts ( Read more... )

I was listening to “Space” by The Pixies, and there’s a part where I think Kim is singing “spacious” over and over. I want to look the lyrics up to confirm, but I’ve learned from experience that looking up lyrics oftentimes ruins a song, because then you get a real good luck at just how dumb some of your favorite bands are ( Read more... )

For my own sake, here's a shout out to Aubree, Tony, Dru, and K-Town. Y'all made Sasquatch a happenin' time. Thank you for that.

Eh, Booboo.

I have a rug!
And a real bed!
And a desk (but no chair)!

Umm... I need more hugs. Muthafuckas around here not as down with hugging as I. I crave them. That sucks.

HUGS, BITCHES!!!

Here come some stream-of-consciousness rules of my existence ( Read more... )