www.allthingszombie.com

Fucking HEAVEN.

Jason: Yeah, he gets cut it half
Jason: and BLOOD
Shan: turning arab?
Shan: "i send sumting to lighten mood"
Jason: How about nigerian arab?
Shan: lmao
Jason: "I send sumting to lighten mood, he cutten' bitches wit hes chainbizzle, yo"
Shan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jason is my Jesus.

Wet ( Read more... )

Unfortunnately, in 8th grade, there was a girl named Kristen whose mom obviously did not teach her the value of female grooming ( Read more... )

Shanzilla: go to bed fatfuck ( Read more... )

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/dirtyturban.html\

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my fucking god, this shit is HILARIOUS.

I find myself laughing my ass off yet grossed out at the same time.

You must read...trust me.

I'm reading them all...I can't QUIT reading them.

Oh, the wonders of the human race.http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-

Last night the funniest thing happened ( Read more... )

THE BEST T SHIRTS

Merissa, I'm sure you'll love this as much as I do, if you haven't already seen.

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