So, have I ever posted the story about the time I flushed my mom's weed down the toilet?

It's a good story.

I was 11 when we moved to California. Medicinal mary jane is legal out there. However, being as young as I was, I thought it was illegal period. My mom had told me she quit smoking pot when we moved out there, but I still smelled it all ( Read more... )

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a ( Read more... )

( POOPER SEX = BIRTH CONTROL )

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P.S.

I love ramens.

Noooodles....mmm.

Pre-suck my genital situation, bitches.

Going to see War of the Worlds with Shaye, Korey, Steven, JD, + others.
Hopefully the movie is good.
I'm starving.

Shaye and I are looking at uncircumsized penises.

My revenge on you will not kill you...it'll make you wanna kill yourself.

-My Ruin

Anonymous: I know its hard watching those fake tears run down his face. But he has no heart.
Anonymous: You cant cry if you dont have a heart.

I'm so disgusted right now ( Read more... )