"if you want to fuck me, you have to buy me dinner first"

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

im extremely into older men.
& i feel like time is slowing down for me, tonight.

ps. lj has come a long way since 11th grade.

Comments

[v_a_m_o_s]

omg... can i even begin telling you how i am into older men?
like.. MEN. whine and mahfuggin dine and the...i dunno the essense of it all.

i like josh because hes a fucking OLD ASS MAN.

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

haha, did i ever tell you about "41 year old boy friend?" ohhhhhh man. i texted him today. haha.

[v_a_m_o_s]

you did NOT.
i am (almost) jealous.
josh is like.. a 40 year old. in a 20 year old body.
i fucking love it.

don't tell HIM. but thats why i love him so much.
HAHAHA!

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

hahaha. im listening to alanis.
here, can you handle THIS ----
did you think about your bills your ex & when youre gonna DIE

[n2cole]

haha right before i read this i'd JUST typed this into an im

nicole esquire (7:54:30 PM): send some old guys my way.
nicole esquire (7:54:30 PM): god.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ribcages]

dude i was just flipping out over how cutting-edge lj is.

[ribcages]

fuck, i keep commenting to people on the wrong journal. this is CONCEPTUAL
xo

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

hahahahahahah. gah youre so hot.

[conceptual]

no you

[radio_wunderbar]

i did a 27 year this past weekend

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

yeah. i dated a 41 year old. i dont even know. i love you.

[radio_wunderbar]

i miss you.
i wanted a married 38 year old.
we didnt get past the flirting
thank god, i think

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

haha. god, life. are you still dating SCOTT?
i was freaking out earlier about peacoat (shane). oh shit. ohhh shit.

indeed

[bradjohnson]

To go on the astrology tip, most scorpio women end up with older men. And as much out of whack as this universe seems to be sometimes, scorpio men usually end up with younger women. At least that's one thing we can all count on!

Re: indeed

[e_l_l_i_p_s_i_s]

hahaha. its totally true.