Dayn's become very rebellious lately. I always thought he was a good kid, but lately....he's been acting stupid. And I won't have any child of mine acting like a stupid idiot.

In other news, Rick and I have been lots of fun.

I know where you are.

I've cut off negotiations with the Maple Leafs. Stingy bastards don't want to pay me what I'm worth.

In other news - something is up with my son. He's been acting strange lately, and I want to know who the hell he's been talking to.

I should still be playing, not that Russian shithead in Tampa. He doesn't deserve to be in the Stanley Cup finals ( Read more... )

and yes, I am talking about one Johnny Mitchell, I still am the greatest goalie ever. Yeah, I had a bad game, but it happens. I mean, look at that overrated bastard Roy - he had the occasional bad game, too. I'll be back in the next game, and those Flyer assholes will get no more than one goal. Just watch ( Read more... )

and I think he might finally be figuring things out. We went and visited my pal Rick last night, and it was fun to see someone else make him behave himself. It was...refreshing. *smirks*

For me, anyway ( Read more... )

young people. Definitely fun, young people are. They do nice things for you, without having to.

Johnny Mitchell made me icons, and I'm going to use this one. Thank you Johnny, I'll show you just how much I appreciate it tonight. However, there are other things we need to talk about tonight, as well.

"This kid" is Rick DiPietro, and holy shit is he good in bed. He even managed to surprise me a few times this weekend, and I managed to surprise him as well. We had lots of fun, shared some stories, and talked a lot about people we'd like to fuck if we ever get a chance ( Read more... )

Maybe I can track down DiPietro and give him some pointers. And possible share some stories. I'd love to hear all about Niinininimamaaa's ass from him. And I can tell him stories about Dom-boy and Marty-boy. This can definitely be a good night. Especially if the kid wants to get together and find a nice piece of ass or two to share, since he ( Read more... )