updating from cellphone . . . just because i can. i was amused, anyway.

OMG.

One of my late Christmas presents arrived today -- Every single Horatio Hornblower movie on DVD. So. Freaking. Awesome. And, sure, it wasn't a surprise, because I ordered it myself, but WHATEVER, it is GREAT HAPPINESS.

So, I found out last night that I had accidentally stolen almost all of my brother's chocolate. You may wonder how this could have happened. Well, you see, he left it all on the counter, so how was I supposed to know it wasn't public chocolate? At any rate, now I have to pay him back, evidently ( Read more... )

So, my back muscles hurt a lot. I don't remember doing anything strenuous in the last few days, but still they hurt like a bitch. And, it's not like, "oh, I'm tense," it's like, "oh, I did five million billion reps of some weird back exercise!" Plus, when I looked in the mirror I my back muscles were scarily defined. Where by "scarily" I mean "more ( Read more... )

Completely irrelevant to anything, has anyone seen that show with the crime-solving British old lady gardeners? Fucking hell, that show is awesome simply because of the premise. Old British ladies who garden a lot ... AND FIGHT CRIME. Yeah. Now that is quality television.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Dance randomly at work.

Get your resolution here

Usually I don't post these sorts of things, but I found this amusing because, well, dancing randomly? That's half my job description, actually. *snickers*

I constantly find it amazing how inspiration always chooses to strike right when you're fully busy with other things. I'm not giving in, I'm not I'm not. I have a paper cut-out of Sarah Chandler with a speech bubble telling me to get to work. Fakesarah is more effective than one might think.

Also, I realized today that I'm downright vicious in the ( Read more... )

So, I was drinking a Clearly Canadian, and I saw on the lid that it said "Product of Canada." My first thought was, "wtf, CANADA!?"

Only then, you know, Clearly Canadian. Except evidently not so clearly, because I didn't get that until just now.

I'M SMART YAH.

You like Good Omens. You know you do. That's why you'll read this list of Crowley and Aziraphale's New Year's Resolutions. Evidently they're putting it out to advertise that there's like, going to be a hardcover reprint of GO out in February.

ponder this...

NINJA FARMERS.

the end.