Completely forgot it was my birthday today. My parents called to wish me a happy birthday, and I ended up spilling about the trip to Exbei. Father ripped me a new one for doing something he saw as potentially illegal (a violation of the UP3), and then he got in a debate with mother over the semantics of it all (while still trying to ream me out
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You know what'd get you in a better mood?
Some trim.
Always works for me.
Just talk to ol' Zacky-Zack. I'll get ya some nice local girl, hehe.
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You know...
The Naughty Bit, Rockin Da Boat, Mambo no.69, Sinking The Battleship, Infiltrating The Base, Burying the Bone (in the backyard sometimes, too!), Repainting The Walls, Having It Your Way, Hoisting The Main Anchor, Casting... aw, forget it.
Sex, dude. With a girl.
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Is it technically a violation of the UP3? I mean, you don't know if there was actually any sentient life on the planet, right? (Granted, they could probably nab you on intent because you meant to go to Expel. NEVER TELL YOUR FATHER THAT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.)
And did he say anything about your roommate? I mean, there's no way the Federation can just let some kid wander around an unknown planet like that, even if he's not technically under their jurisdiction (...if he's from Expel and can get somewhere like this, what the hell good is the UP3 anyway? That just occured to me).
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He hadn't gotten far enough in lecturing me to talk about my roommate, but I'm sure it was coming. I didn't tell him that Ashton was still on the planet - otherwise it'd be a different story (with me getting arrested by my own father). You're right about that last point though - if people from underdeveloped civilizations can get here, the UP3 is pretty much obsolete. I'm telling my father that if he asks me about this again.
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