Today I have lost all faith in humanity....

Well, it is around noon, and I just woke up. This my friends, is called bliss...or it would be save for the fact that there are strange, shirtless, men pounding on my roof incessantly, and there is a scruffy little dog barking at nothing outside my house. What the fuck....

Today, on this holiday where Americans across the globe celibrate American freedom, and pride, by exploding fireworks made in CHINA, by 5 year old slaves. Seems to be ironic, but that isn't what I noticed today. Today I noticed the amazing ability America as a whole has to litigate. Long story short, WHY THE FUCK DO THE FIREWORKS THEY SELL HERE ( Read more... )

This segment of the article from Opinion Journal, which can be found at this address ( Read more... )

well, just got back from the beach. Jesus, I leave for a week and all hell breaks loose. My house flooded and now reeks of mildew. My parents are both sick with idunnowhatthefuckitis. My cats are confused and peeing everywhere. I guess when I'm around, everything remains merely average. Not shitty, but certainly not good. Point is, I'm back, I don' ( Read more... )

Well, I graduated. Sounds crazy, don't it. But apparently it's true. So yeah, I'm off to go be a smug intellectual in college. But I'm not really going anywhere, I'll be back, hell, unlike otheres, I'm 45 minutes up the highway. You could hawk a lugi and hit Mary Washington.

I've had one question I've wanted to ask all the various feed-hole-satisfieries for a long time now, what the hell is ciabatta bread? Why is it better? Why do you make a big deal out of serving it? But mostly, what the fuck is it? Anybody can answer, I really don't care. But what in the hell is ciabatta bread?

The world didn't end yesterday, what the hell is that. I mean I'm glad it's all still here, but come on now. Evangelicals round the globe promised me the apocolypse, well...what happened guys. Were your random number calculations once again off, or is it perhaps that you are just being stupid. Where was the evil? The Chaos? All this was promised, ( Read more... )

All I'm gonna say is that reading The Patriot Act is a real bitch.....kill me.

So apparently god told Pat Robertson that America would be punished with a tsunami this year.
Sounds like the begining to a bad joke doesn't it. Why has anybody ever, under any circumstances, taken this man seriously. Sometimes people are just stupid....I always thought that when god talked back it meant you were crazy....